so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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