I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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