Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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