Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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