I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
