Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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