so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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