I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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