Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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