Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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