Quick, to the slutcave!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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