I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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