Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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