I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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