Apparently you make a good broom.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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