Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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