Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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