Say something about gay babies.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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