Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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