so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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