how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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