dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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