Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
