I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Randomize
