Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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