Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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