But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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