How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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