Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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