i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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