dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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