With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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