i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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