Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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