What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It's Friday. Sex?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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