Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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