We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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