they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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