I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Shame is for Republicans.
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