i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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