i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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