another moral hangover. fuck.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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