The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
soo... how was my night?
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