i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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