I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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