Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Mom said you looked used
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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