I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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