New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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