Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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