She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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